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Hello kidz! I know it's been, like, a million years since I last posted but we've been doing some serious planning down at Carwash and 2009 is gonna bring some well deserved relief from all of the grey news about the way this country is (apparently) headed. I cannot divulge to much at present but it's safe to say that we're looking to step back in time shortly and offer you exclusive entrance to the most famous nightclub of all time (and we're not talking about Carwash!). All will be revealed very shortly. Just stay posted and soon all will be revealed!

So, back to the first month of the year and our party people braved the January cold to show us that rain or shine, there are some people in London who realize that all one needs to put life in line again is a good boogie! Here are some of the fabulous faces that have graced the cluib over the past month:

Above is my man, 'Flavour Flave' (or 'Jamie' as known by friends!) whom I happened upon on our dancefloor, in a rather distressed state having lost his beloved sunglasses. 'Flave' you worked it and the home made Ghettoblaster ROCKED. Seeya soon man.

The above young lady blew me away at the bar 2 weeks ago but for some Discoforsaken reason, i cannot recall her name so we shall call her The Silver Lady for now and did she shimmer! Twas her birthday I believe so Happy Birthday silver Lady...we look forward to experiencing your glitz and glamour sometime soon. You have my CW card so use it! You are VIP material!

I spotted Amy and Claire upon the dancefloor last weekend and asked Amy (on the left) if her hair was real!!! One to many tequilas had I, I feel! Still, later on I got chatting with the girls and they told me that they would look FABULOUS for our upcoming party and girls, if you want champagne on me then you better be true to your word mmmmmmmkay?!

Well, some guys just keep it together don't they? The one above, Mr Jack Mete was teh epitome of 70's cool last week and he strutted in to the club and took the floor by storm, we need more of your moves please Mr M! Below are a few more shots of recent cool folk I've partied with recently....if you wanna be treated like Disco Superstars come down and say Hi, I'm very approachable trust me! If you look the part, then I might just treat you a little...seeya later boys and girls and as Cheryl Lynn would say "Keep It Hot"...